Saturday, December 26, 2009

The smell of Christmas

I love Christmas songs, I love Christmas pressies, I love Christmas.

I am doing good that's why Santa came to me. He brought me my 2 closest old friends (fei yee & sheng yeong) by his team of flying reindeer for Christmas.

What a big surprise. And I did enjoy every moment of my Christmas time.

I have my beloved sister with me singing carols in the church, holding candles.

The warmth of Christmas with the blessed of Jesus.

Jesus sent me a message.

"Learn how to die, and you learn how to live"

A message of love.

Love makes me a touchy-feely person. And I love being that person.

Jesus sent me an angel.

Lester is the name. We all need teacher in our lives. And he is always my dear teacher.

I always have this little wish since I was young.

-I wanted to have the most beautiful White Christmas with all the people I loved-

Promised myself that I will be better next year so that Santa will bring me and my family together for Christmas.

That would be perfect.

Beautifully perfect.

And that's the smell of Christmas.
Love, hope & happiness.

Oh, I smell chocolate waffle too. =)





Thursday, December 10, 2009

Q & A

Pancakes or handbags?
Oh come on, no dumb question for Molly aye.

Why my grapes don't taste like grapes?
I thought grapes were supposed to be purple and juicy, but mine...

Where's my waffle?
Both hands, holding. Oh ya, different flava.

Coffee or tea?
Hmm...good question..

Bagel or burger?
I am a healthy person, so bagel is my 1st choice.
Does vegetarian burger count?

Favourite dessert?
Oh my, I need 3 days..

OK.

Maybe I should stop thinking about food.

Darn.

-end-






Wednesday, October 21, 2009

牛年

2009 对我来说是一个伟大的一年。因为它就是特别的有魅力,神秘及性感。

今年是我24年来,

最有意义的一年
本人的脑袋从1985年3月7日到现在,第一次开始启动。

由于从小不需要费力,斗智,就能获得想要的东西,自然而然没了心机。
很多人对有点美美,在阳光下自然发出光茫的女人都有偏见,说"她们"多半没什么脑袋。
其实,"她们"的天真,是大家保护的结果。
* "她们" 是很有可能有 "本人" 的含义。

导致它开发的原因是因为必不得以啊。在外国生活,就要够硬;在外国捞金,就是要拼。这时脑袋就是派上用场的好时机。

最富有的一年
脑袋之前没什么用到是值得的,因为装的东西不多,所以今年特别吸收。

今年所看到的画面,比电影来的精彩;所听到的流言,比吹水来的真实。漂浮在这五花八门,花花世界的交叉口,的确让本人的脑袋输入了不同"塞屎"的哲学与道理。突然觉得井里的水,上涨的超快,有点喘不过气来。

* "塞屎" 的翻译是 size。

虽然口袋里的钱币没有像往年来的丰厚,但总是安慰自己说,没关系,这都是金钱买不到的宝贵经验。幸好本人是双鱼座,自欺欺人的功力还蛮强的,有时还算可以勉强带过。

最有料的一年
+巴,这两个字加起来,从来不是我的烦恼。它从来都没有接近过我。从小我就一直想跟它交流,却没有这个缘分。为了想去掉别人为我取的超有创意的花名,比如"马来鸡",Popeye 的老婆Olive,排骨小姐等等。。。我每一年都为自己许个谦虚的愿望,那就是,我希望咪咪会变大,身体会长肉,屁股会变翘。
*"马来鸡" 的意思是瘦瘦的鸡。

经过多年的风风雨雨及任性的暴食,月+巴,这完美的组合终于找上门来,毫不客气地占据我身体的每一个角落。甚至还带着它们最好的知己-脂肪停留在我身上。没想到第一次拜访就不想离开,看来它们真的很爱我。

我终于可以感受到前突后翘的感觉了!!!

但,我不喜欢。

因为有累。感觉整个人好像变涨了,滚啊滚啊,想粒大汽球。好辛苦哦。。。

不可思议的就是,本人的体重是有史以来最高的一年。

虽然现在已经成功的摆脱与瘦有关的花名,却换来与肥有关的绰号。比如。。算了,恐怕我再提只会伤害到自己的小心灵。

今年我学会了在许愿之前,最好先想一想在未来的日子里有没有这个需要。

最犯贱的一年
当时有个外国人问我,"How do you find HK?" 我说 "On the map".
当时那外国人的样子有点不知所措,也不知怎样好,只好点头带过。

而我嘛,就暗笑啦。有时候觉得自己有够无聊的,就是喜欢看别人无奈或者是哑口无言的表情。这应该是犯贱吧。我偏爱在明知故问的情况下,去问一些很无厘头的问题s。不知是不是因为脑袋被启动后的后遗症,总是喜欢去试探别人的反应,发现自己对心理学越来越有好奇心。

当时有个朋友带我出海游玩,我就问了这么一道问题。"如果从这里驾到海的最边缘,那我们会去到那里啊?" 当时他就用奇怪的眼神看着我说,"地球是圆的"。犯贱的我就坚持死要脸的反抗说,"我不是这个意思啦,我是问最远可以去到哪里嘛"。当时的他就表现出一副觉得本人很可爱的样子,笑了一笑地带过。

人类真的有很多种,经过种种的测试与研究,我想我大概可以知道怎样的人会做出什么样的反应。蛮好玩的。

哈!
-未完- (因为还有2个月)










Monday, August 10, 2009

And the Oscar winner goes to...

I always wanted to be an actress..Everyone says I am a good actress..or you can say, I'm born to be an actress...

Molly and I are like pea and carrot. Molly and I are from two different universe; two different character.

Molly is perfect. She knows everything, every single thing I would say. She is talented, in anything that requires absolutely talent or no talent. She is the famous girl in school, most happening girl in town, she is just so down-to-earth, that's how people described her.

She has a great sense of fashion and gained a high degree of notability for her popular wardrobe. She loves food, she cooks & bakes. Her close ones was impressed with her seared foie gras with an apricot glaze & chocolate souffle.
She has the highest quality "tongue" which can differentiate the taste of wine.
She plays the piano but she prefers to listen; she dances like a swan but she prefers to shake like a monkey; she swims like a fish but she perfers to jog in the pool.
She is a bookworm and studies literature, but she prefers chic lit.
She can draw like Pierre-Auguste Renoir, but she prefers to hide.

She has a lot of friends, the original and the pirated. She has a bunch of bees, the loyal members and the goft players.
Well, she is good in managing them seperately.

The sad thing is, her perfection turns into jealousy and vigilance from people around her. However, smart girl like her certainly knows what to do.

God gifted her a pair of cat eyes to see the world, to observe people. So, she uses them wisely.

As for me, needless to say I am totally the opposite side of Molly. Absent minded, careless, naive, IQ of a 7 year-old kid, not-really-molly talented as in I only know how to cook mee maggie + telur, I have zero idea about wine, I only know how to play one song, I sing like a bird sometimes, I dance like a drunker, I swim like a frog, I only read the cover of the gossip mags, I always thought I could draw like Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.

I am just a simple girl, I don't care how people judge me as I am just me. The one who wears the same pair of shoes more than 20 times in different occassions; the same pair of shoes which doesn't match with the outfit.

I have no experience in love and negative knowledge about sex though I am blessed with a few high quality bees at times. I am bad in handling crisis or conflict with my friends and boyfriends. I believe that L.O.V.E conquers everything.

I didn't know writing my own weaknesses could be so easy. Anyway..

Molly will always be there for me when I am in trouble. I will give myself to her if she needs me.
In other words, we are always together; mentally and physically.
She is my best friend ever.

That's how the trade begins.

Molly and I are like pea and carrot. Molly and I are from two different universe; two different character. Molly and I share the same belly.

-the end-




Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I wanna meet Luke Brandon

Finding myself making many possible mistakes.
Oh, I make plenty of mistakes. Believe me.

I m just a young soul in this strange world who loves to try new things. Mommy says it's never wrong to bang the wall. That's why I m always mommy's favourite girl.

I was never any good at reading the signs. I should have done a degree in mutual attraction, instead of journalism.

It would be a lot more useful. Bachelor of Arts (Hons) in Knowing When Men Sincerely Fancy You And When They Just Want To Swallow You.

La La La La La La La
Hoping I could learn a bit of give and take.

I wanna meet Luke Brandon. Cause I wanna work in Brandon Communications.
N I desperately wanna meet the perfect Luke Brandon.

Bullocks. Like you're not the same.

-the end-

Monday, August 3, 2009

My dark little secret

Dear god, I have a sinful confession to make...that I'm attracted to a married man.

Amen.

Good things happen over coffee

Miss Molly found her while she was listening to Blossom Dearie.
She told Miss Molly that she doesn't have a prob with caffeine.
She has a prob without it.

She prayed hard for coffee, then she saw coffee beans, of the coffee plant on her office desk.
Staring at the roasted seeds, she grins. She can't wait to go to sleep, its been so long since she has a dream, of a cup of coffee.

Blahblahblahblahblahblackshite...

LLQ's dream comes true.

-the end-

谁有料?

I don't read the newspaper because they have ugly prints.

听讲明天天空会掉钱。我应该拿多少? 有点烦。。。
Shank 讲全部都拿,我觉得他很聪明哦。。。
刚刚遇到她,她讲拿最大张的,我觉得她很有脑。。。

I should read people mind because they have ink.

I am a very stylish girl

How do I look?
Very good.

How do I look?
I must say I am amazed.

I must say I am a very stylish girl.

Told ya'

-the end-

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Born free...I am expensive

She landed on a new territory of hizz n buzz. Discovered the reality of love n hatred. Standing in the mid of daze n confused, like a glittering stone. Poundering, wondering...

In the darkness hour, she thought she could live without battery. Teardrop falling from her eyes, she thought she could live without sunglasses.

Till she found her soulmate, bass n treble, an art form of sound. Flying bees n butterflies desperate of obtaining for her. Should it be honey or tar?

Money gone n pocket locked.

-the end-